He is the most quiet of all the Bumming members, is also the one who is picked on the most. He is the sanest member of the Bumming Crew, since the rest of the members don't seem to take everything as serious as he does. An example of this is when they pull a prank on Harry that nearly kills him, and Johnny is the only one who takes this incident seriously and was aware how life-threatening it was to Harry. He is also dating (and possibly married to) Prikle.
Johnny has curly, golden hair and a slightly square chin. He is stated to be forty-something years old in Bumming Crew: Lickerwamper.